Who is making the Bond films poorer?

Yes OK, we’ve done it before but in analysing what was wrong in Skyfall last time, I don’t think it really got to the core of what was wrong.

In a nutshell, it was too paint-by-numbers.   It was like – here’s the villain and now we have to put in the whacky new Q and now we’ll have to throw in Shanghai, good, that brush with romance is over, let’s check the tickboxes – hmmm, we need some explosions here and an atmospheric Scottish bit in the dark.  Oh and M has to be grumpy and make errors all over the place.

I’ve looked at quite a few reviews and many people touch on the issue:

You could actually hear the director’s thoughts when he decided to yell “cut” and the scenes lacked smooth transition to the next plot line.  

I went to the earliest showing(midnight) in anticipation of the revival of the storied franchise we have all been waiting for-and was completely disappointed.

Daniel Craig is a talented actor but even his chops could not save a disjointed, poorly written script, even worse direction, and an ending that could have been telegraphed by Edison himself.

Or:

It just wasn’t a good flick. It was slow, clunky, uninteresting and utterly lacking passion. It never broke new ground or took any risks. It never explored the characters in any meaningful way.

It just took the best parts of a lot of other movies, No Country for Old Men, the Batman trilogy, and yes, some good James Bond movies, and added a martini, shaken but not stirred.

Skyfall is just meaningless conversation punctuated with equally meaningless violence with the Double O logo slapped on.

But at least:

SKYFALL Screenwriters Confirm Their Bond Departure; Sam Mendes and John Logan Have Story Idea for BOND 24  by Adam Chitwood  Posted: November 19th, 2012 at 11:52 am

Longtime James Bond screenwriters Neal Purvis and Robert Wade have confirmed today that they will be departing the franchise. The duo is responsible for penning the screenplays for all the Daniel Craig Bond films as well as The World Is Not Enough and Die Another Day. They penned the latest entry, Skyfall, alongside John Logan, and in announcing their departure they revealed that Logan and director Sam Mendes have already dreamed up a scenario for Bond 24:

We’re very happy to have done five Bond movies, I think we’ve gotten it to a good place. I know that John Logan and Sam Mendes have come up with a plot for another one, which takes the pressure off because these films take up a lot of time.

Well, that’s a relief because TWINE and DAD were both acknowledged as poor stories, Quantum was poor and now this one.  In short, these two can’t write Bonds.  Casino was different because it was largely Fleming.   But we still haven’t got to the bottom of it – who appointed these two?   Who appointed Mendes?   Who took the romance right out of the Bond movies?

Could it be Barbara Broccoli?   Could it be that, as an American woman and therefore steeped in the feminist narrative for a start, she lacks either passion or compassion in a real life, person on person way, in keeping with her sisters?

“I think he [her father] taught me passion.”   She had to be taught passion, yes?

At 1.24, in describing Ursula Andress’s emerging from the sea as iconic, look at Broccoli’s eyes go to the ceiling – that says all you need to know about the modern woman’s attitude.

Go back to the last close-to-great Bond film before Casino Royale and you’d probably land on Goldeneye, yes?

Barbara Broccoli …. producer
Tom Pevsner …. executive producer
Anthony Waye …. associate producer
Michael G. Wilson …. producer
Albert R. Broccoli …. consulting producer (uncredited)

Wiki:

Pre-production work began in May 1990 with a story draft written by Alfonso Ruggiero Jr. and Michael G. Wilson.  With Albert Broccoli’s health deteriorating (he died seven months after the film’s release), his daughter Barbara Broccoli described him as taking “a bit of a back seat” in film’s production.[18]

In his stead, Barbara and Michael G. Wilson took the lead roles in production while Albert Broccoli oversaw the production of GoldenEye as consulting producer but is credited as “presenter”.

Ian Fleming (characters)
Michael France (story)
Jeffrey Caine (screenplay) and
Bruce Feirstein (screenplay)

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Thinking through it, perhaps it wasn’t just Barbara Broccoli but the fact that it wasn’t her father and his dynamism and the bringing in of Purvis and Wade was just an extension of that.   So what about Casino Royale?

Neal Purvis (screenplay) &
Robert Wade (screenplay) and
Paul Haggis (screenplay)
Ian Fleming (novel)

And there is much of the answer in the fourth credit.

Plus the director. Who directed Goldeneye? Who directed Casino Royale?

What really surprised me was the number who thought Skyfall was the best ever.   Well, for a start, it wasn’t a patch on the atmospheric, moody, romantic Casino Royale and the casting was good in that one – Eva Green was inspired, as had been Sophie Marceau.  And Famke Janssen was and Isabella Scorupco.  Feisty, interesting women.

Now with the greatest respect, Berenice Marlohe [a honey]and Naomi Harris just lacked any sort of oomph.  In fact, they were girls, not women.   I put this down to Barbara Broccoli – see the youtube again.   Neither has much passion for anything.  Perhaps they’re both nice people but that’s not what we’re talking about here.   They just lack life experience.

So what’s the solution?   Well obviously to keep production out of the hands of Broccoli but how?   For she will cast people in her image again.   Albert cast people in his.   On Wilson, the jury’s out.

The UN and CIA fake vaccination scam

Remembering that much of what appears in Scientific American is narrative, still this is presented for your consideration:

In its zeal to identify bin Laden or his family, the CIA used a sham hepatitis B vaccination project to collect DNA in the neighborhood where he was hiding. The effort apparently failed, but the violation of trust threatens to set back global public health efforts by decades.

It is hard enough to distribute, for example, polio vaccines to children in desperately poor, politically unstable regions that are rife with 10-year-old rumors that the medicine is a Western plot to sterilize girls—false assertions that have long since been repudiated by the Nigerian religious leaders who first promoted them. Now along come numerous credible reports of a vaccination campaign that is part of a CIA plot—one the U.S. has not denied.

The deadly consequences have already begun. Villagers along the Pakistan-Afghanistan border chased off legitimate vaccine workers, accusing them of being spies. Taliban commanders banned polio vaccinations in parts of Pakistan, specifically citing the bin Laden ruse as justification. Then, last December, nine vaccine workers were murdered in Pakistan, eventually prompting the United Nations to withdraw its vaccination teams. Two months later gunmen killed 10 polio workers in Nigeria—a sign that the violence against vaccinators may be spreading. Continue…

Did I mention the miniature daffodils?

Mrs. Chuckles is always busy in the garden, with Jors Troelie doing the heavy lifting, but it is more indicative of the fact that she is firmly on the van Meuwen catalogue and special offer mailing list

http://www.vanmeuwen.com/?source=google&gclid=CJLVyZy3ibcCFXIPtAodyiEA4w

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The artificial scam

You might recall James’s post on Syria, asking: “Is water the reason?

In sending that link, I was not referring to the ME setting but rather to a current global narrative. It is essential that water be perceived to be scarce, and shortages manufactured.

Think back to last year this time, how much effort was being expended on a ‘drought in UK’ narrative?
How can it not be narrative and framing, when

1. They’re doing it all over the world.
2. 70% of the earths surface is water.
3. Water is neither created nor destroyed, it merely gets temporarily ‘icky’ at times
4. A LOT of time, effort and money is expended to maintain this narrative.
5. The press releases are an absurdity

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Whither summer?

Lord Galleywood made the point at the Filthy Engineer’s:

Only about 50 days until the nights start drawing again towards winter, oh happy days ;-)

Whither spring while we’re there?

How to apply for a job

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Let them eat insects

You probably saw it at ZeroHedge:

We, and the TBAC, previously made clear there is a massive shortage of high-quality collateral – the stuff that forms the backbone of modern monetary practice- some $11 trillion to be exact , as the insolvent world encumbers every possible asset that is not nailed down with more and more and more debt.

However, we didn’t realize that the asset shortage has also spread to food.

As it turns out, Malthus may have been right after all. But fear not: the UN has a modest proposal how to resolve this particular asset shortage: Eat Moar Insects, at least according to the FAO’s latest report: “Edible insects Future prospects for food and feed security.”

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There is NO repatriation of powers

How many times does it take?

OK, let’s go back to the Tory Conference of 2009 and Roger Helmer MEP:

The EU works on the principle of occupied ground, promising to return powers under the principle of subsidiarity but in effect, never returning them once subsumed.

So it’s not as if it is not known.  Either people telling the inexactitude that repatriation of powers is possible under the treaty are bereft of knowledge of how the EU works or else they are deliberately telling porkies.

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But, in raising the alarm here, the newspaper – in common with virtually every other commentator – is missing the greater danger, ushered in by the same treaty. The danger is “hidden in plain sight” but has been consistently and willfully ignored – and continues to be, to this day.

That danger was highlighted by us in several posts, most notably here and here, identifying the underlying agenda of the “project”, which is to create a supreme government of Europe. Continue…

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This is the word from inside the camp:

With the wind picking up, the decision was made to come in and Outteridge, who was at the helm, attempted to ‘‘bear away’’ – a nautical term for turning around with the wind, Mr Outteridge said. 

The catamaran, capable of speeds in excess of 70km/h, was executing the turn in a 20-knot breeze when it pitched under the water, tossing the vessel into the air and causing it to break into pieces. 

There is no suggestion Outteridge was at any fault.

‘‘Nathan told me [the turn] didn’t seem any different to any other occasion,’’ Mr Outteridge said.

‘‘The bow dug in a little bit but he said that’s not unusual.

‘‘The next thing he heard a cracking noise and the boat went on its side.

‘‘Before it capsized it snapped in half, Nathan described it as folding like a taco shell.’’

Nosedived, jackknifed, cracked, broke up.

Simply gorge-ous

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Nevermore

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.  A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone’s relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu.  The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird’s beaks and claws.  By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

The conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say “Cah”, none could say “Truck.”

The few always spoil it for the many

Over at OoL:

Dedicated to Julia:

Contemplating my penchant for attracting nut cases, immediately after the incident I heard on the radio that a bicyclist in his 50s was killed zooming down a hill on a busy thoroughfare training for an upcoming race. I walked into a room where a television report displayed a mug shot of the poor guy who hit the cyclist, as if he was a murder suspect.

He is a respected retired surgeon who is now burdened with the emotions of killing a person when fault in the accident is unclear: can a driver of an automobile be responsible for hitting a cyclist zooming down a steep hill at full speed? The doctor has been charged with misdemeanor death by motor vehicle. The cyclist leaves behind his wife, two daughters, a son and four grandchildren.

This tragedy should not have happened. But it did because a zealous percentage of bicyclists believe they own the roads built for motor vehicles. This cadre of extreme cyclists appears to be increasing in numbers, some imbued with righteous dedication that makes them think they have the moral right-of-way, as well as blamelessness when they place themselves in harm’s way against motorized vehicles.

Around our way, we don’t seem to get the aggressive nutter cyclists so much. There are many bikes but they tend to be pedalled along the double yellows, they keep out of the way and use hand signals.

They wear no lycra.

However, the other day … continues at OoL

Another definition of class

The sphere can ill afford to lose one such as this:

http://akhaart.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/finis.html

Class is about how you carry yourself, not social divisions

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Could be an Australian city

This Spiked piece about Australia’s egalitarianism is a typical piece from a distance.  It all depends where you are and in which circles you move.

The further you move from the major cities or the lower down the socio-economic order you go, the more egalitarian, at least in people’s minds.  The more Labor you are, the more egalitarian and the more likely you are to believe that the country is egalitarian. Continue…

Le vélo de Château-Gaillard

Love it.

Château-Gaillard was the favorite castle of Richard the Lionheart (1188-1199) in Lower Normandy. It also received its present name when the king, beholding for the first time the castle built on his order with its shining white stone walls, double ramparts, pont-levis and thirteen strong towers, exclaimed: “Quel château gaillard” – “What a merry castle!” At least this is how Maurice Druon describes it in The prison of Château-Gaillard.

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In May 2008, while excavating around the castle, the archaeologists of Bristol University made a surprising discovery. They have unearthed two graves side by side. Continue…

Watch where you land that car

I do wish people would be careful where they landed their cars. Haiku agrees:

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An experimental car has crashed near a school in British Columbia, Canada. Only five cars like this have been produced. From the article: ‘A release from the Transportation Safety Board (TSB) confirmed the flying car was “an American corporately registered I-Tech Maverick SP Powered Parachute” that had crashed. The vehicle, known as “Maverick,” uses a 100-metre runway to take off and flies under a parasail. But it also needs a 100-metre runway to make a safe landing.’”

And what of your pilot’s licence?

It’s old news about LBJ

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It depends which book you have on your shelf.  The latest to enter the LBJ-did-it is being spoken of in the media right now.  I have one here – Who Shot JFK, by Robin Ramsay and he is an LBJ-did-it man.

It revolves around Billy Sol Estes, Cliff Carter and Mac Wallace.

On August 9th, 1984, Douglas Caddy, Estes’s lawyer, wrote to the USDJ, implicating Johnson in the killings of Henry Marshall, George Krutelik, Ike Rogers and secretary, Harold Orr, Coleman Wade, Josefa Johnson, John Kinser and JFK.

It went LBJ-Carter-Wallace according to Estes. Continue…

Theatre of dreams?

17:03  1-1

17:46  B***er.  Rio b****y Ferdinand.

OK, so well done, Fergie.  No hug for Wayne?

When the design is basically flawed

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Much as it sticks in the craw to admit the AC72 is not seaworthy and yet to insist the challenge must go on, this is the political side of human nature saying the show must go on but the designer side knows, deep down, that these things are unworkable.

An example is the Orma 60 tris. Continue…

Instant silverware versus the slow build of integrity

One of the killer factors in team sport at elite level is uncertainty in contracts.

In 2010, the Geelong star player refused to either confirm or deny he would return and meanwhile, the coach/manager who had taken them to two flags was secretly in talks to go back to his old club as assistant to the manager of Essendon.

The result was corrosive, debilitating. This season, speculation is over one Harry Taylor. Now either Harry has reassured his teammates or it was all hogwash as they’re doing well. But it is corrosive and it does sap performance when it is known it’s all about money.

Last evening I was tuned into 5Live and certain things came through loud and clear – Mancini was still loved by fans, the low quality players like Silva had let them down. Mancini himself said it was rubbish that he would be replaced.

City supporter after City supporter phoned in and every single one said the same thing – that the summer was going to be the key – buy the right players with Mancini having input and then give him on last chance.

Imagine our surprise today to read: Continue…

The government teat

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It’s Supermummy.

Or a whale.

Or maybe a turtle.

This is the perfect representation of Government. The profligate Australian Government under the Feminist creature that promises so much and delivers so little.

http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/timblair/index.php/dailytelegraph/comments/this_is_canberra/

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ACT taxpayers are paying at least $100,000 more than the territory government has indicated for the controversial Skywhale hot air balloon.

Official documents reveal the balloon is costing at least $334,000, not the $170,000 figure quoted by ACT Government officials.

 They paid for it but don’t own it:

Canberrans don’t own the Skywhale hot air balloon, despite spending $170,000 (or $334,000) on the controversial piece of ‘art’.

Centenary of Canberra creative director Robyn Archer (another feminist) confirmed that the 23 metre tall creation is not owned by the ACT Government, but the company that operates the balloon.

Makes sense. Further from Archer:

She also defended its relation to Canberra and the city’s centenary, saying the “connection couldn’t be plainer” …”

Well, that’s true.

Sunday de-stress

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The game is reality, real life is a game

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Once upon a time there was a fairytale, a series of events so improbable that you will laugh of course. It required melodramatic baddies and heroes, though the heroes were never to appear onstage, only false heroes. It’s a tale of satire and jokes played on people and its plot begins way back in the mists of the new usury which began to sweep Europe.

The financial paradigm

Usury, masquerading as free enterprise – this was the neat idea through which to exert control.

That is, the elite had the resources to buy up, not using these vast resources until crises, then making a killing whilst the ordinary people, including the small businessmen, went under in mockery of the spirit of free enterprise and the ordinary people did it hard – Grapes of Wrath and so on.

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The lying toerags

BBC 5Live was on and the magnitude of the David and Goliath story was being played out.  Hell, I’m not a Wigan supporter but to hear all those people virtually in tears, this was massive.   Even City supporters were conceding that Wigan deserved it.

And sorry but I’m going to draw the parallel of Geelong FC downunder because they’re up there for character and commitment – even the opposition conceded that yesterday.  He made specific reference to the character of the club, a club which is playing less skilled football on paper, getting beaten in all the key indicators but still winning.

And that can be extended to football in general.  I hear what people say about the massive payouts to players, the prima donnas, the drugs, the whole yawnfest – you’re preaching to the converted here on that.

And yet there was something magical today and I wonder if even the most ardent anti-sport person can’t see this – what it does to achieve.   We can live a life of dull routine – work, home, sleep, work and yes, it’s important but these sorts of things today are created from nothing – they give hope to people, they say things ARE possible, it’s not all doom and gloom.

Some dignitary in Wigan was asked what it meant and he said, “Everything.”    Yes, it’s so.  And downunder, the same.   It’s been well noted that when the team does well, the whole town lifts, productivity shoots up and absences drop.   It’s a lifeblood thing. Continue…

Crazy?

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FA Cup, no posts for now

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Half time [Beeb]:

“If Wigan played on this pitch every week you would fancy them to beat most teams.”

“Will Wigan pay the price for not making more use of all their possession?”  Looks that way.

19:09  FANTASTIC!!!!!

Such a long 90 seconds!

About a minute.

19:13  WIGGGGGAN!!!!!!

19:17  One of the greatest moments in football – a champion team will beat a team of champions.  Prima donnas versus esprit de corps and guts.  Today, a guy at work said, “City how far?”   I thought to myself at that time, “Oh please let there be an upset, please let it happen.”

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How Scottish is Moyes?

Hoots, mon, ar coodnae resist reprinting it:

Angry Scotsman to be released into community

BRITAIN faces the prospect of yet another unemployed, angry Scottish person at large.

………..

As I’ll be busy most of tomorrow, allow me to issue my apology now.   I sincerely apologize for any offence to any Scots people of any clan without fear or favour [except maybe the Campbells and Macdonalds] and I think Govan is a wonderful place for a holiday.

And I’m a great supporter of Celtic and Rangers.

And Bearsden.

Bonnie Tyler

Well she’s better than a lot of the other rubbish Britain has put forward, she’s a proper singer and the song is … OK.

Pity they couldn’t get a bit of the wow factor in there in the backing band – session musos are Ok but this needed an edge, a sort of in-yer-face element.

Is it just me or has this country lost its way?  And isn’t it interesting that no one young in this country is good enough.  And is there something sick about adoring Eurovision?   Needs Wogan though.

Wotchoofink, eh?

The challenge must go on

Terribly, terribly sad, freakish, tragic.

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Watch them come out of the woodwork now to say these boats should be banned etc.  No they shouldn’t – this is state of the art we’re talking about here.   This is the cutting edge.

In my time racing A Class, there was always the danger because the rig packed such power but in general, thought put into the control systems paid off.  You paid extra for the smoother running gear and it worked a treat.   But there was always the danger.  And one day the trapeze snapped and I was flung through the air ignominiously into the drink. Continue…

The fertile and the barren

Is water the reason?

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Some look at the upheaval in Syria through a religious lens. The Sunni and Shia factions, battling for supremacy in the Middle East, have locked horns in the heart of the Levant, where the Shia-affiliated Alawite sect has ruled a majority Sunni nation for decades.

Some see it through a social prism. As they did in Tunis with Muhammad Bouazizi — an honest man who couldn’t make an honest living in this corruption-ridden part of the world — the social protests that sparked the war in Syria started in the poor and disenfranchised parts of the country.

At first I was inclined to agree with Chuckles that this was pure narrative, blaming lack of water and yet … and yet … Continue…