Marilyn Monroe

This is one of those which came out of a conversation between three people. I’ve permission to re-run it for your delectation aggravation: Chuckles: For some reason the cling tenaciously to their pet theories, and persist with them to absurd lengths. e.g. the psotmodernists were much enamoured of Freud, Jung and co, and persist in [...]

Spitting Image

Spitting Image would have gone down in history better if it had covered the Blair period just as scathingly. True it had lost its funniness and the crew were falling apart but the lampooning during one government only makes one wonder about Enfield, Hislop et al.     Blair could have been done magnificently over the war [...]

Squint Eastwood

Josephine Tey

With the discovery in a carpark of Rick the Third [I was tempted but this is a family blog], it’s obviously time to do a piece on Josephine Tey, is it not? Who? Well yes – Agatha and Naomi got the plaudits but this lady wrote every bit as well and even better in many [...]

The crimes she committed

Thanks a bunch to those who replied on the novella – I was stuck for a while on the murder [there's about to be another in the second half] and Don Qui Scottie‘s was the one I used, to add to Steve Brown’s from last time, both debts suitably acknowledged on the early pages. Here’s [...]

Which film star do you want playing you?

Imagine they’re doing a film of your life – time to cast the lead role. Now obviously, the actor you want portraying you might be a bit of a tosser in real life [moreso than oneself] but we’re not fussed by that here – he [or she] is an actor, right? Choose three the casting [...]

Information as a money-making proposition

This is intended as an opening article in an irregular series, courtesy haiku. The premise is that it’s possible for businesses to make a bit of money on the side via Kindle and the like. Significant to me in the PC Pro article was: There’s nothing new about selling information online, and it’s still regarded [...]

Movie 43

It’s the lowness of these times which gets to me. JD hit it with his criticism of the Turner prize and in the Eminization of art and good taste.

The diamond

Burns Night

Note from JH – this would be Odd sax night [Wed, Fri, Sun] but it is also Rabbie Burns Night and so Odd sax will be on Saturday, then Sunday. ……….. O wad some Pow’r the giftie gie us To see oursels as others see us! Tonight I can see myself eating haggis and having [...]

Sexist Sci-fi covers

In the light of the Beeb thing on sexist Sci-Fi covers, NO brings you:

Novel writes man

It’s like sex and chocolate – once you start, you can’t stop.  It starts writing you and you have a plan, you do, you have some sort of idea who the killer is but the guy fronts you and shows that it couldn’t possibly have been her and the fingers on the keyboard are aching [...]

Progress report on novel

The suggestions were much appreciated.   Many were woven in and the story’s raced to the end of the second 17 page chapter but now it’s necessary to pause and go back and lay the matrix of red herrings and quick references in the early text. Part of that is deciding on who the killer[s] actually [...]

Think this one says it all …

… about the advisability of allowing parachuted and/or leftist women near the reins of power [from the Mail]. Just look at the body language of each person in that room: The theme continues here: A new video game featuring a black alien female superhero delivered to Earth to fight global warming is about to hit [...]

Andromeda

Yes, we realize it’s been playing on your mind, you’ve been fretting over it and we’ve had meeting after meeting at our end, working out how best to break it to you.   Sorry but we just have to come out and say it: Thirteen dwarf galaxies are playing a cosmic-scale game of Ring Around Andromeda, [...]

Let’s get an edge into this film, Sergeant-Major!

Yes sir! Taki is on about the film This is 40 and how mindnumbingly appalling it is.   For me, two very good points are brought up: 1.  The universal rules for conversation are: Don’t talk about your kids, your pets, your job, or the dream you had last night. We know you like those things. [...]

Poirot – bending the rules

There’s always pressure to forgive either our own kind, a pretty girl or a dashing man, when we might not do the same for someone not “one of us” or someone plug ugly or plain. If the end is good – the bringing down of a tyrant or cad, with the added impetus of the [...]

Private island

Need some ideas, good people. I’ve just started the first single novel [as distinct from that saga] and am stuck already. The only way I can do these things is to just start writing and see where it goes. Had no idea what it was going to be but it seems there are four main [...]

Continuity is part of the writer’s craft

If we all have X amount of leisure time on our hands in a working week, then why not spend part of that finding bloopers in films if that’s what you want to do?   I don’t personally but it’s no reason it can’t be the pastime of others: Think Mr Norman needs to be a [...]

Get your Sherlock Holmes fix for the day

Via Chuckles, the Sagacious Iconoclast and everything you need to know about Sherlock Holmes. On the one hand, the works of Sir Arthur Ignatius Conan Doyle (DL) on the matter of Sherlock Holmes need no introduction. On the other hand, one can go on and on. So let’s skip all that. The tables shown below [...]

More student lyricism

… in simile and metaphor: 1. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do. 2. She was as easy as the TV Guide crossword. 3. She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs. 4. The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken [...]

Tale of two Elis

First up, from Chuckles, the sweet tale of eco-cannabalism from Eli Roth: Back in October, we reported that Eli Roth began shooting his “Green Inferno” horror film about student activists from New York City who travel to the remote jungles of Peru in order to stage a protest. But instead, they encounter a tribe of [...]

Students waxing lyrical …

… in simile and metaphor: 1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center. 2. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. 3. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had [...]

Sherlock Holmes – eventual review

Don’t know why but I always get to see a film a few years after the event and Sherlock Holmes [2009] is no exception. For a start, there were enough quirky elements, even before it started. 1.  Guy Ritchie doing Holmes: Watson: How do you wanna get rid of him? Holmes: Well, do you want [...]

Jess gimme dat ole time religion …

What is beauty?

We like asking the easy ones here at NO and what better day to ask them than on the last day of the Mayan Calendar and at the Winter Solstice? Let’s start with unbeauty: The blurb says: The massive RX-78-2 at Shizuoka was created in celebration of 30 years of Gunpla models and can be [...]

Every Bond Girl, with follow-up photos

Instapundit, via Lord Somber:

Do you remember Oliver’s Travels [1995]?

Oliver: You taught yourself computer technology? T. H. Moody: [nods] Social and Economic History, that was my field. But when I saw what was happening in the real world… Oliver: Ah, yes, the real world. T. H. Moody: Survival of the fittest. Adapt or die. I noticed that history was, uh… Oliver: …a thing of [...]

Do you have a spare 51m 25s this evening?

Rolling back the years:

Thought for the day

Larry Hagman dies, eh?  Bet it was Mary Crosby did it.