The great brassiere conundrum

Haiku sent the above and memories came flooding back.   When I was courting WN1 [military campaign more like], her friend and she apparently had a debate over whether I’d be a smoothy or a fumbler. She dutifully reported back to said friend that I was a fumbler and that, it seemed, did not disqualify me [...]

Himmel Herr Gott kreuz millionen donnerwetter?

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Internet Addiction

72?

Crazy?

How’s the weather round your way?

Articulate(d) journalism

Oh dear. Better ring my brother and tell him he is in serious danger from that articulated lorry he is driving And there is some well-deserved ridicule in the comments Ha Ha! Now Lean is blaming carbon dioxide for acid damage to articulated lorries. It makes as much sense as all the rest of his [...]

That’s just nuts

Don’t be railroaded

Rorschach fail

How ideas tend to end

He did it his way

Weapon of mass destruction

So, the Iraq war was justified, according to the Boston Bombing reporters. There were thousands of these in Iraq. It is astonishing that the Inspectors overlooked them.

Psalm 23

Mordor

Rayguns – order yours today

Discount for quantity:

What you don’t want to see entering the town you’ll be staying …

Father’s advice

Not quite the version I recall …

Simple solution for UK immigration authorities – make this the sole test

Heaven on earth?

Old tech

As Maggie is interred …

… Caedmon’s Cat’s take on it all: As a mark of their own expression of grief at her departure, the Redistributionist Workers’ Faction have organised carefully choreographed synchronised events throughout the Kingdom. This has consisted of dancing, marching in goose step and singing cheerful Redistributionist ditties to the cooking of beansprouts, the beating of countless [...]

Maggie songs

Via the Filthy Engineer: ♬ iTunes: http://bit.ly/inlovewithmargarethatcheritunes ♬ Amazon: http://bit.ly/inlovewithmargarethatcheramazon ♬ Play: http://bit.ly/inlovewithmargarethatcherplay LOL.

It’s all in the fine print

Life is so difficult for the young

To the rescue

Rescaling

Perils of Betty

Carpentry

Chuckles to haiku: Epic! It’s all right, he’s from Barcelona, but clearly he studied construction in the UK – I’m sure he’s got a certificate.