Table of Contents/Volume 1:
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I am pretty certain that is not the “Understanding Women” guide.
It looks awfully similar to “The MPs Guide To Claiming Expenses And Fleecing The Taxpayer: Volume 1 Of 60″.
Understanding women is simple – treat them as you would a child – with love and respect, but never rely on their words matching their deeds. To a woman a word rarely means anything beyond the second it leaves their mouths. Never rely on a woman for anything, despite repeated oaths of loyalty, duty whatever. They can change their stated principles at a moments notice. It is acceptable to love a woman, but never more than you love yourself.
If a man treats a woman exactly as he would a child, with its best interests at heart (which is often not what it ‘wants’) then he won’t go far wrong, or get too far into trouble with them. Its only when a man starts thinking a woman is his equal and can be trusted that the trouble starts.
Aye,aye Capn.Aye aye Jim lad,to keep up the nautical flavour.Jim,I hope you’re wearing your cricket box!
As a matter of fairness in observation and clarity, Jim, there are some very nice, mature, adult women around whose word is entirely trustworthy.
Finding them is as hard as finding a half-way honest politician though. But a chap with open eyes and a good ear can spot them if he looks.
I have a snap of a machine on my computer that compares a ‘woman’-operating panel with a man-operating panel. But I don’t know how to link it to this site/comments.
If reading that pile of paper were all it took to understand women I’d have read it. But I suspect that the truths about women are contained within a single page, which is the page I have an aversion to learning.
@Nixon Scraypes: Weirdly enough I do play a lot of cricket, so box wearing is second nature!
@Amfortas: yes there are one or two honourable ones. I have a couple as good friends. But its taken me all of my 40+ years to be able to judge which is which. If I were 20 starting again I’d have been better applying the criteria I laid out above – it would have saved me a lot of trouble.
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Yes, women- ALL women, I do concede- are all lying, cheating, shrill-feminist- flag-waving,emasculating, hypocritical,gold-digging,birthing,fornicating, flabby, wrinkled,greying bitches who don’t deserve to breathe the same air as men but what you goin’ to do? I suppose you could marry other men instead!
See, matey, I DO sometimes agree with you[when you're so undeniably right]!
Knew that heading would get you in.
You’ll notice I didn’t comment until now, Uber. I ‘m going to do it as a post and try to be honest in it and further – fair.
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Just having some fun James, I hope you don’t think I am attacking you personally. I still love ya[even when it's hard!]
Page number 14,609, paragraph 3, pf the stack points out that when women pile on men (frequently), men shrug because it is true, it is false, or they just don’t take it seriously. When men have an opinion on women, it is taken up immediately by the sisterhood.
Anyway, nobody here complained that women were worse than men, but rather these many jokes point to the horrifying realization of men that women are just as bad. And however poorly a man thinks of a woman there are bound to be women who think worse.
I closely followed the girl wars with my youngest daughter since she was eight years old. It’s a hard school. Men are virtually unlettered.
Uber, how could I ever believe you’d think that?
James – unlettered is right. We don’t know the half of it and I know the other half.
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@ James Wilson It never ceases to amaze me how awful women are to each other,yet they gripe about how badly men treat them? I don’t think men EVER treat women half as deplorably as women do to each other. Nor do men tend to treat each other like that. You don’t like someone-move on,simple.
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