Bad things to hear upon waking up

Posted on February 26th, 2013 by James Higham

#  Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

#  Well, hello, Sexy – welcome to Broadmoor.

#  Is this your car, sir?

#  We meet at last, Mr. Bond.

#  Hi, I’m Satan, we’ve been expecting you.

#  Oh leave him – he’ll never get out of here alive now anyway.

Filed under: Humour

3 Responses to “Bad things to hear upon waking up”

  1. Mark, on February 26th, 2013 at 07:44 Said:

    Hard to imagine any worse ones. :)


  2. macheath, on February 26th, 2013 at 08:41 Said:

    I once heard a horsey type recount your last one almost verbatim; she had fallen at a wall when out hunting and came to just in time to hear the words, “I think she’s dead. Let’s go; we can come back for her later”.

    It’s an indication of the toughness of Wilde’s ‘unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable’ that she seemed to view this as quite reasonable.
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  3. CherryPie, on February 26th, 2013 at 23:46 Said:

    Did you have a bad nights sleep?
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