Avocados
Posted on February 15th, 2013 by haiku
This is a story that is perfectly logical to all males (especially those in IT):
A wife asks her husband: “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have avocados, get 6?”
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had avocados!”
I cannot guarantee that this is absolutely true: Once upon a recent time in America there was a pair of high school sweethearts. When they graduated, they wanted to go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend any time they could together.
As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages.
Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn’t want to do this and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her love.
Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So, she took a Polaroid picture of her giving her new boyfriend a blow job and sent it to her old boyfriend, with a note reading, ”I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone.”
Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was thoroughly pissed-off. So he wrote on the back of the photo: ”Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!” and mailed the picture to her parents.
I have come across the avocado story elsewhere recently. Is the interpretation really a male/female thing?
Amfortas – seems to be a grain of truth in there.
Mark – I think your opening four words answer your question.
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Let’s hope that guy never uses shampoo.
(Lather, Rinse, Repeat)
This is a story that is perfectly logical to all males (especially those in IT).
Meaning it’s logical to the male IT mind.
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This is a story that is perfectly logical to all males (especially those in IT).
and to all lawyers too – remember Billy Clinton saying “it depends what the meaning of is is”
In the beginning was the Word!………. and that’s when all the trouble started
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