Imagine they’re doing a film of your life – time to cast the lead role. Now obviously, the actor you want portraying you might be a bit of a tosser in real life [moreso than oneself] but we’re not fussed by that here – he [or she] is an actor, right?
Choose three the casting director should approach to play you in all your glory. Here are three who could play me.
The cheek is just about right [click pic to play]:
As I did look in 2004, minus the hair:
This is how I’d like to look in the film, playing up the cadaverous aspect, minus the huge hooter:
Special mention Max Keiser.
Who are three of yours? Let your ego run riot …