Doing the rounds just now
Research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. *This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. *This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. *This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. You still have sex – occasionally – and if you do, you only have it in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex *This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say, ‘F*** you.’
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. *Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. *This is when you cannot stand your wife/ husband any more. He/she takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And; last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Pension Sex. *You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
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that looks like a modern version of the seven ages of man
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I think that is probably a good thing
How about a list for homosexuals. They use the ‘bathroom’ too, I understand from many police reports.
Ouch.
Perhaps those at stage 7 need to get themselves better partners!