A new year’s bingeing conversation

Posted on January 3rd, 2013 by James Higham

Chuckles

Gotta put the scrotes in their place:

or not

an example for us all

how it should be done

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jan/01/scores-killed-ivory-coast-fireworks-crush

Haiku

Seems that:

1.       “Binge Britain” maintains – by a very large margin – it’s place at the top: even Sydney at its best (in days of yore) was nowhere near;

2.       NB: surely there were some attractive drunks – do the photographed always have to be obese with their knickers on display ?

3.       The amount of money spent on fireworks could well have reduced the EU’s combined deficit by 50%;

4.       People’s taste in movies continues to drop: the new Bond is boring;

5.       One should encourage drinking: a burial is cheaper than a liver transplant.

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2 Responses to “A new year’s bingeing conversation”

  1. Rossa, on January 3rd, 2013 at 07:39 Said:

    The new Bond may be boring but a bored audience has paid out over $1bn to see it!


  2. haiku, on January 3rd, 2013 at 07:50 Said:

    Hence the comment: “People’s taste in movies continues to drop”.

    It also confirms my belief that there is a damn sight more than one born every day … 8)


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