See how many you get …
This is humbly submitted as some base knowledge most people on either side of the pond could perhaps be expected to be au fait with. Score half a mark for each:
1. What does VTOL mean when applied to an aircraft?
2. What does the sign of the three brass balls signify?
3. What is a song for two called?
4. What was different about Peter Pan?
5. What is the white part of an egg called?
6. For which country is the shamrock the symbol?
7. Which element has atomic number 2?
8. If the Echidna is a monotreme, what is the other one with a funny shape?
9. What is the difference between infectious and contagious?
10. Who played Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films?
11. Name one of the seven wonders of the ancient world.
12. In Botticelli’s ‘The Birth of Venus’, what is Venus standing on?
13. It is long and thin and near the coast. It actually elected a communist leader years ago and is next door to a country whose colours are light blue and white. It might sound cold but in fact it crosses many climactic regions from warm to cool.
14. Which Shakespeare play has “the quality of mercy is not strained”?
15. Greater love hath no man than this…. . Complete.
16. What are RAM and ROM? What is CPU?
17. Which N. African seaport is Spanish for white house?
18. In which financial district is the Bank of England?
19. What’s the major mountain range inland of the eastern US seaboard?
20. How many people take part in the quadrille dance?
How did you do?
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1) Vertical Take Off and Landing
2) Pawnbroker
3) Duet
4) He never aged?
5) Albumen?
6) Eire
7) It’s been too long since I was at skool, and I’m not going to look it up…
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11) My old Fiat Panda…
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13) Chile?
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16) Random Access Memory ~ Read Only Memory ~ Central Processing Unit
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20) Four?
I guess that makes me a thicko..
1) vertical take-off and landing
2) Pawnbroker
3) Duet
4) He never grew old
5) I always call it the white, but I think the posh word is albumen
6) Ireland
7) Helium
8) Absolutely no idea Guess: Porcupine?
9) Contageous is spread by human contact?
10) No idea
11) Pyramids/sphinx? Hanging gardens of Babylon?
11) A shell (scallop kind of thing)
13) I was about to look this up but that’s not the spirit, is it?
14) Merchant of venice (Portia asking Shylock for mercy?)
15) ….. that he giveth his life for his friend
16) Random access memory, read-only memory, central processing unit
17) Casablanca
18) City of London?
19) Appalachians
20) 4?
11 Wasn’t the lightouse at Alexandrea one too?
16) .. lay down his life…
7) Helium
8) Platypus
9) Infectious, transmitted by different vectors.
Contagious, transmitted from person to person.
10) Dunno, don’t care.
11) Colossus of Rhodes
12) Scallop shell
14 Merchant of Venice
15) … that a man lays down his life for a friend.
17) Casablanca
18) City of London
19) Appalachians
20) Eight (four couples).
I was filling in microdave’s blanks and making one correction!
9) I used to know this one for sure sure, but people started using the words wrongly and now I’ve forgotten. As I remember contageous is the one you’ve got to worry about so maybe infectious requires physical contact and contageous can be transmitted throug e;g. air?
13 Chile, (chilly. Geddit?)
11 Hanging Gardens of Babylon
“Who played Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films?” You mean they’re not documentaries?
1 – it means exactly he same as when applied to a moon lander.
2 – That 1.5 brass monkeys were very very cold.
3 – nostalgia.
4 – discussion is not allowed on this topic due to anti-discrimination laws.
5 – tasteless.
6 – The druidic country of Ireland.
7 – Elium.
8 – a fat celulite covered aged actress
9 – It’s not what you have but how you got it.
10 -Lancome cosmetics
11 – Dis hanging gardens is good reggae man.
12 – her feet.
13, I’m bored now, sorry
1. What does VTOL mean when applied to an aircraft? Very Tall Overhead Luggagerack
2. What does the sign of the three brass balls signify? Pawnny
3. What is a song for two called? Duo
4. What was different about Peter Pan? Gay
5. What is the white part of an egg called? Album
6. For which country is the shamrock the symbol? Eire
7. Which element has atomic number 2? atom bomb No.2
8. If the Echidna is a monotreme, what is the other one with a funny shape? BioGeorgeian
9. What is the difference between infectious and contagious? Death
10. Who played Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films? An old bird
11. Name one of the seven wonders of the ancient world. Inverness
12. In Botticelli’s ‘The Birth of Venus’, what is Venus standing on? Clamb shell
13. It is long and thin and near the coast. It actually elected a communist leader years ago and is next door to a country whose colours are light blue and white. It might sound cold but in fact it crosses many climactic regions from warm to cool. Calmbodia
14. Which Shakespeare play has “the quality of mercy is not strained”?
The one where the yid gets it.
15. Greater love hath no man than this…. . Complete. Huge cock
16. What are RAM and ROM? What is CPU? Random Acess Mem -Read Only – Central Pro Unit
17. Which N. African seaport is Spanish for white house? Casablanca (bin There)
18. In which financial district is the Bank of England? City of London?
19. What’s the major mountain range inland of the eastern US seaboard? Not the Rockys
20. How many people take part in the quadrille dance? 4
OK, now I go through and see if there are any left unanswered:
1 Microdave, Mark
2 Microdave, Mark
3 Microdave, Mark
4 Microdave, Mark
5 Microdave, Mark
6 Microdave, Mark, Woodsy, Dave
7 Mark, Stephen, Woodsy
8 Stephen
9 Mark, Stephen
10 No one yet
11 Mark, Stephen, Kevin, Woodsy
12 Stephen, Dave
13 Microdave, Kevin
14 Mark, Stephen
15 Mark, Stephen
16 Microdave, Mark, Dave
17 Mark, Stephen, Dave
18 Mark, Stephen, Dave
19 Mark, Stephen
20 Stephen
All questions answered except 10. Let’s leave it for now and I’ll put it in at 20:00.
1. Disposable
2. Monkeys and cold weather about
3. A Discord
4 Botox
5. Shell
6. Perfidious Petra
7. My kettles.
8. Apteryx
9. Infectious – means catchy. See infectious rock.
Contagious – Many years ago I was visiting my uncle in his corner shop, when the driver of a soft drink truck lost it on the corner and drove straight through the front windows of the shop and dumped it’s entire load of bottles all over the shop.
My uncle looked up and said, ‘Jeez, it’s gonna take that contagious to clear that mess up.’
10. Ron Weasley
11. I wonder where I left my car-keys
12. Certainly not ceremony
13. My neighbour
14. The Bacon one
15. Full stop.
16. Twins who founded Rome. The guy standing next to me at the urinal.
17. There is none. ‘White House’ is English, not Spanish
18. The Dodgy, or the Dogey.
19. All of them
20. The fewer the better.
All but 9.
No Stawemma
Emma Watson – by Rossa’s Mum!
Well done.