Pfizer press release

Posted on August 29th, 2012 by haiku

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon  be  available in  liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a   power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be  possible  for a man to  literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can  no longer call this  a soft drink, and it gives  new meaning to the names  of ‘cocktails’,  ’highballs’ and
just a  good old-fashioned ‘stiff  drink’.  Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:  MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This  means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly  population with  perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no  recollection of what to  do with them.

However. Also click pic.

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4 Responses to “Pfizer press release”

  1. angus dei, on August 29th, 2012 at 10:27 Said:

    Already there-apart from the perky boobs…


  2. James, on August 29th, 2012 at 11:01 Said:

    Pure Genius


  3. Seaside Sourpuss, on August 29th, 2012 at 12:53 Said:

    Already there, lacking both the perky boobs and other upstanding parts. I do how ever have……..erm…..whatsit………what do you call it………..dammit……….the thingy, you know the thingy that stops you remembering the name of the thingy.


  4. Chuckles, on August 29th, 2012 at 14:00 Said:

    But think of how many interesting new people you meet every day.


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