Tax return
Posted on August 21st, 2012 by haiku
I finally received my tax return for 2011 back from the South African Tax Department . It puzzles me!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?”
I replied: “8 million illegal immigrants; 1,5 million drug dealers, nearly a million people in overcrowded prisons, 234 members of Parliament and a useless President with 5 wives 25 children.”
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I keep asking myself – who TF did I miss out? I’m really becoming forgetful in my old age…!!!!
Filed under: haiku, History & Culture, Humour, Politics & economics
No doubt a less colorful version could be adapted for use here.
Appears to be universal.