How to talk BS

Following on from this:

http://nourishingobscurity.com/2012/07/26/bloggers-how-much-bs-do-you-write/

what you need is an automatic BS generator:

http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html

strategize viral networks, synergize bleeding-edge portals, innovate B2C e-tailers, evolve cross-media mindshare

Hours of mindless fun. Reminds me of the post modern generator:

http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/

2 Responses to “How to talk BS”

  1. I wrote one for theology about 20 years ago, in Turbo Basic. It still works: Samples:

    Long-term alternative typology
    Flexible dynamic concern
    Issue-oriented in-depth challenge
    Relevant community response
    Charismatic biblical typology
    Wide-ranging contextual approach

    and so on.


  2. Head’s spinning.