Lewdness in upstate New York

More lewdness I’m afraid.   Beginning to think I might have a problem.

Dangerous outbreak of foot licking in upstate New York. Thank heaven for the brave boys in blue:-

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/serial-foot-licker-custody-upstate-new-york-police-bust-49-year-old-anthony-parri-inappropriately-touching-young-girls-article-1.1116644

Actually, the little asian newsreader and the library director are hilarious.

I wonder if any of your readers might be able to tell me what the “hot rowl and butter” might be, in this context, just in case the old lady fancies something a bit different after the pub Saturday night:-

http://georgianbawdyhouse.wordpress.com/2012/07/11/varieties-of-lewdness-1795/

Apologies for my uncharacteristic loquacity this time.

One Response to “Lewdness in upstate New York”

  1. Gershwin and the Rhythm Question: Part I.

    I came across a youtube of Goodman’s 1945 band playing Fascinating Rhythm: it’s vile – reason enough on its own for the demise of the Swing Bands. So how would I introduce the song to someone who didn’t know it (if such there be )? The best conventional recording I’ve found is not by a jazz band but by a dance band – the Savoy Orpheans. Makes yer prahd to be British. It’s got the lyrics too.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alLHqxJ-t_0

    Two miniatures, starting with The Cheesemonger – the fellow who spoiled youthful hours by intruding the odious I Left My Heart in Sanfranbloodycisco into innocent heads. In view of his performance here I’d reduce his sentence (i.e. no drawing and quartering).
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO4k2krYCXY&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL25F4FE786336EEC5

    T’other miniature is a solo on the old joanna. My golly.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHgnh0Wl3sk

    Another duet – two classical musicians: not vulgar but Bulgar.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pirod0P0X9o&feature=related

    Lastly, young Master Cullum uses his piano as bongo drums. Vulgar all right, but it works too.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqF6IaGekE4

    Some tune, eh?