The eleventh hour

Posted on March 11th, 2012 by James Higham

# Who’d be a pagan, eh?  [Shudder]  Poor sod:

Iron Age murder is ‘solved’ as CT scan shows British man from 100AD was beaten, strangled, then beheaded in ‘pagan ritual’

#  I got to thinking about what epitaphs you’d like to see on your own headstone – it’s been done before but indulge me:

Eton schoolboy’s polar bear death ‘preventable’

*  Polar bear got ‘im.
*  Mumbling in the corner and fell over.
*  Silly bugger would never admit he was past it.
*  Asteroid came from nowhere.
*  5000 warriors of the hootsie-tootsie tribe flung spears at ‘im.
*  Latest yacht design sunk.
*  Other [please advise in comments]

Filed under: Biography & Obituary, Music

2 Responses to “The eleventh hour”

  1. JD, on March 11th, 2012 at 23:17 Said:

    Spike Milligan wanted “I told you I was ill” on his headstone :)


  2. The Underdoug, on March 12th, 2012 at 03:42 Said:

    Willie Rushton wanted ‘Discontinued’ on his.


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