Iron Age murder is ‘solved’ as CT scan shows British man from 100AD was beaten, strangled, then beheaded in ‘pagan ritual’
# I got to thinking about what epitaphs you’d like to see on your own headstone – it’s been done before but indulge me:
* Polar bear got ‘im.
* Mumbling in the corner and fell over.
* Silly bugger would never admit he was past it.
* Asteroid came from nowhere.
* 5000 warriors of the hootsie-tootsie tribe flung spears at ‘im.
* Latest yacht design sunk.
* Other [please advise in comments]