One dozen oxymorons

12. Airline Food
11. Government organization
10. Living dead
9. Business ethics
8. Childproof
7. “Now, then …”
6. Computer security
5. Tight slacks
4. Pretty ugly
3. Peace force
2. Diet ice cream
1. Microsoft Works

4 Responses to “One dozen oxymorons”

  1. Military Intelligence.


  2. That was on the original list. Yes.


  3. Politicians promises?

    And there’s nowt wrong with ‘tight slacks’ – they deliver all that they promise!

    Maybe you’re too old now to recognise that?


  4. I also thought that the attempt to enforce democracy on Iraq was somewhat oxymoronic – how can you possibly impose democracy on people?