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Prats, bad karma, good karma and rural England

Not a lot to report except for three nice experiences and one confrontation. Got off the train, went to WH for the duck with hoisin sauce and they also had some fabulous sushi – a lady and I were getting in each other’s way and apologizing to one another. Later we ran into one another [...]

Abby safe – real questions about the team though

The nicest thing about Abby Sunderland being found alive and well is the reaction of her fellow round-the-worlders. There is the way young people stick together and then there is the way sailors stick together – the camaraderie is something else. Jessica Watson and boyfriend Mike Perham [the English round the worlder] plus Jesse Martin [...]

Objections to monogamy

Let me address some of the objections to the thesis in Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics. Overfamiliarity Agreed, the main purpose of marriage is to bind one man and one woman for as long as it takes to raise the family. After that, it’s a moot point.  However, the vow says “till death us do [...]

Rescue ships and Airbus rush to Abby’s general area

File photo Abby Sunderland is in trouble in the Indian Ocean, halfway across to Australia. Details are still sketchy but American, Australian and French rescue teams have got involved and ships are steaming towards her last known location. A Qantas Airbus [dangerous make of craft in itself] was diverted to look in the general area.

Slow boat to St Helena

It’s stocked with food and water, its controls are preset to pick up its North Americans and then straight for St. Helena.  You can nominate the five passengers you’d most like to see exiled. This week’s passenger manifest are all journalists you’d like to exile.  For example, I nominate Lauren Booth, among others.

The City

The City is obviously a cesspit inhabited by thousands of finance “professionals” lining their own scummy nests. [Captain Ranty] I had a slightly different take on The City.

The capacity to get it wrong

This morning was a sweet morning until 8 a.m., the time the Gas Man was meant to arrive to check the meter.  Simple little operation – work gave me 3 hours off, I awaited the buzzer [as had been arranged by phone] they knew I had to leave for the 11:12 train, all was well. [...]

Mafia supergrass? Pur-lease!

Someone on the Knox propaganda site says a mafia supergrass’s brother has confessed to the murder and Foxy Knoxy is innocent? Pur-lease. This becomes front page news with the byline “sensational news”? Pur-lease. His confession exonerates her? Pur-lease – we’re up to three murderers. A fourth won’t make a great deal of difference.

Lies, damned lies and statistics

The worst form of propaganda is the subtle kind. Disguised as useful information from reputable bodies, it is anything but and is used to pursue agendas, by means of “slides” or the method well known in China, e.g. The 3 Truths or The 6 Pillars of Bad Thinking and they slip in the propaganda at [...]

Know your flags

1929

The blurb says that this is the departure of the SS Malodorous – I remember being knee-high to a grasshopper and throwing those multi-coloured streamer rolls and reasoned that if there were enough of them between you and your love, with a judicious tug, you could have the loved one in the drink. No, I [...]

Perspex waiting rooms

This morning was like something out of the 20s – the little man with his whistle, holding the train back until madam scurried onboard, a puff of steam, the ch-ch-ch-ch as the train left the station and so on. All very civilized today. Outside our office is a corridor and at the end of that [...]

The meat in the sandwich

Wat Tyler points out what so many feel – how the hell are Labour acting as if all is well, as if nothing bad happened? And yet the humbugs currently standing for the Labour leadership – people like the arch-hypocrite Abbott – are treated as if they’re perfectly reasonable and respectable members of the community. All [...]

Hair thinning?

Which colour hair is the thinnest? Of darkhaired, redheaded, auburn and blondes, one has an average 146,000 follicles, one about 110,000 follicles, one about 100,000 follicles and the least dense hair – about 86,000 follicles. Which is which? Answer: [Dense] Blonde, dark, brown, red [Thin]

Not quite 1929

Dearieme:

Lowlights of Tuesday

In Russia, I did the occasional travelogue to and from work and I don’t know if this is going to happen now or not.  Best to begin in chronological order: Let’s skip over the attempt, which came to nothing, to get a weekly ticket and the comical misunderstandings there.  Let’s skip over the train which [...]

Equality and Diversity

It was interesting being in an office environment yesterday [private sector, not public] but by law, they had to drop on me a thick dead-wood tome of Equality and Diversity legislation to make sure I understood it., to ensure I was equal and diverse. Now, despite all the things on this blog railing against inanity, [...]

1929

Ever drive one of these? [I'll gather that music together tomorrow evening, time willing.]

Monday

Like the lyrics: This ain’t me:

Back to the rat race

A little over two years ago, every Sunday evening, I would print out a timetable blank for the following week and fill in all the clients, all the regular commitments, gym training, even down to when food shopping could be slotted in.  I was a slave to that timetable, which was so rigid that it [...]

Early morning sex

You know, there’s something a bit Sodom and Gomorrah about society just now.   One has to guard at being too Mary Whitehouse about it – that would be hypocrisy of the first order and yet surely there’s such a thing as discretion?  Also, by running that pic [left] from The Age, am I not perpetuating [...]

1929

It’s been fun

Were you to sit through the Marc Faber clip near the end of the “elephant” post, his concluding remarks were: “I think the final crisis will happen and you know, you can just postpone a crisis but eventually, you really have a major crisis and I believe that [while] in 2008, the financial system went [...]

The elephant in the room

There has been, since at least 1773, more poignantly in 1828 and certainly since 1910 [Jeckyl Island] a quite deliberate and yet understandable attempt to control the credit which nations utilize to carry out their business. That this produces incredulity in people produces incredulity in me because people need only read the historical record to [...]

1929

February 14 – St. Valentine’s Day Massacre . March 4 – Herbert Hoover is inaugurated. May 16 – The 1st Academy Awards . May 31 – The British general election returns a hung parliament yet again; the Liberals will determine who has power. June 7 – The Lateran Treaty, making Vatican City a sovereign state, [...]

Two things to make you smile

Football Kudos to the ladies for understanding that Headmaster closing his school early for the World Cup match: Pretty sensible idea I think. I don’t really watch footie apart from the international games but remember a few world cups ago .  [Sara Caustic, Lancs] I dont like football, but I think the world cup creates [...]

1929

You’ll possibly need this photo explained: Die amerikanische Tennisweltmeisterin Helen Wills in Berlin! Die schöne amerikanische Weltmeisterin Hellen Wills bei ihrer Ankunft auf dem Bahnhof Zoo in Berlin. Neben ihr der bekannte Berufsspieler und Ex-Tennisweltmeister Najuch. [Juni 1929] I love these old photos – that frozen moment of another era. Think where they are now.

Why don’t I like Andie MacDowell?

There are many reasons to dislike a person and no doubt some of them have occurred to you in my case but there’s something which really disturbs me and that’s when I dislike someone for no apparent reason. I’ve tried to rationalize these things and there have to be reasons but I can’t pinpoint those [...]

The indifference of space