There is whisky … and then there is whisky

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Can it be said that no two people will agree on whisky?

Appealing to women is an interesting dilemma. On the one hand, the overt masculinity of the advertising and culture of whisky can alienate female drinkers, but creating brands specifically for women is not generally seen as the answer.

Paul Godfrey is the group marketing manager, malt whisky portfolio global at William Grant & Sons. He says:

“Ironically, women like whisky because it’s masculine. Some of the brands failing have tried to appeal to women with a different product. For a lot of women the product is acceptable and the masculinity is an area of appeal; it is part of the approbation of male rituals. A year ago we were working toward a feminine whisky, but after research we decided it was a terrible idea. Women don’t want girls’ versions of the drink.”

To remain a purist does not augur well for the companies themselves and there’s the rub.  So certain firms are committing sacrilege and selling their souls:

weddingcocktailsw09_6bWilliam Grant’s Glenfiddich has targeted younger consumers through music. Its Independent Mix programme was a series of music nights at London venues, with the Radio 1 DJ Gilles Peterson playing at the main event. And it has promoted its Essential Serves – Glenfiddich with a twist and ice to make it a longer, more refreshing drink.

Famous Grouse has been working with the bar trade to share information on ways of drinking the whisky. “We’re feeding the trade, we think it works and we’re giving permission to consume it in different ways,” Brown says.

There’s snobbery and snobbery – chill filtration is a debatable point:

So let’s look at some examples of popular chill-filtered whiskies, and see how the process has affected them. Let’s take Dalmore. It’s a highland distillery, noted for it’s full-bodied whiskies. The 12 year-old is a classic dram, awarded 90 points by noted critic Jim Murray in his Whisky Bible.

It was awarded a Bronze at the International Wine and Spirits Competition too. It was crafted from whisky matured in both Oloroso sherry and bourbon casks. On the nose Dalmore 12 offers musty orange, cocoa, winter spice and coffee. The palate is thick and full with marmalade, chocolate orange and yuletide spices.

However, a Johnny Walker Red drinker trying to tell me that only snobs object to whisky mixers has me choking on my tipple.  I mean … seriously … I don’t know what that is but it ain’t Scotch as we know it.

Where I myself take issue with the snobs is when they call Laphroaig excessively peaty and therefore not a good whisky. If they think that, then they should try Ardbeg. There is a point when all whisky drinkers find a drop they like but there’ll always be someone to say it’s a poor tipple [meaning not to his particular taste].

At least we’re agreed that whisky is not just favoured water, aren’t we?

Well, aren’t we?

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This post is dedicated to Witterings from Witney.

8 Responses to “There is whisky … and then there is whisky”

  1. It might surprise you that you have posted a picture of my favourite which is closely followed by Lagavulin. I do like Ardbeg too.

    Although a completely different taste I used to like Glenturret before it got taken over. I have an unopened bottle of Glenturret 18 year old in my drinks cabinet! Most Whisky snobs say that it is mediocre ;-)

  2. hmmm, not much of a whisky/ey sipper here, but I do have a single malt from the Isle of Jura, that’s nice. And, there’s nothing like a good whiskey in the sauce to drizzle over my bread pudding (Louisiana recipe). :)

    I found it humorous and so true about the advertising, and women liking whisky for the masculinity of it all, etc. (to paraphrase). An interesting observation. :)

  3. We’re progressing nicely through a bottle of Ardbeg, at a rate of about one fifth of the bottle per year. As for Red Label, my wife enjoys a teaspoon of same in her Horlicks.

  4. James,

    I spent my working life in the whisky industry, many years trying to identify the compounds which gave whisky its flavour; what made the afternoon’s distillation different from the morning’s. I moved away from this eventually.

    I think that there’s a lot of crap written about whisky just as there is about any product. It’s marketing shite! Forget the advertising blurb: drink what you like, how you like it and how dare anyone say that you are wrong.

  5. They say whiskey slows you down and clouds up your thinkin
    But as long as they make whiskey I’d say we’ll keep on drinkin
    As long as life keeps hittin hard, a drink will help you to take it
    And long as we drink whiskey, they’ll continue to make it

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMbNkyTCTG8

  6. And of course we have English Whiskey,Delicious!!

  7. I’ve found a nice dram of whisky gives me the ability to continue hard manual labor longer. Neat please. In my youth I preferred whiskey in whiskey sours, but now it’s single malt whisky. But I will share a Drambuie with the Mrs.

  8. Ah there’s nothing like a good peaty islay malt, the sort you could dry and use in a roaring fire!

    Whisky is another area where there is a lot of snobbishness and bullshit, just like wines and perfumes and so ma ny other areas

    At the end of the day like what you like and like that you like it!

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